Human Udder Balm :: Reformulated for face and Skin

The sensible choice is The Human Udder Balm, reformulated for face & skin. The cost of this "humanized" product is $12.95 plus $4.75 Shipping & Handling ($17.70 delivered). The skin helping ingredients are stronger, the silky smooth cream is quickly absorbed and the fragrance is mildly pleasant.

Over 100 years ago, hand-applying the udder balm yielded a surprising benefit. The farmer's over-worked, aged and weathered hands became soft and smooth. The astute wife took notice. The udder balm was immediately taken out of the dairy barn and placed next to the bottle of aspirin in the home medicine cabinet. Before long, this concoction was used for everything from diaper rash to her nightly Beauty Routine.

The levels of aloe vera, lanolin, vitamin E, vitamin A, vatamin D3, sunscreens, moisturizers and anti-bacterials have been increased for improved inner skin radiance and outer skin defense.

Sanity over Vanity

"Throughout history, there have been thousands of so called "wonder creams" that contain "fairy dust" ingredients. They prey on vanity and pocketbooks. It does not take long for sensible people to know ingredients like sea kelp and the Chinese mushroom of eternal youth are about a helpful for skin care as an atheist is to the principles of religious convictions. " Ken Shearin, VP Sales
The Human Udder Balm®, reformulated for face and skin, will outperform and outlast them... because value and performance was, is, and always will be more important, in the long run, than vanity appeal or trying to stay 39 forever. Dr. John E. Williams