Human Udder Balm :: Reformulated for face and Skin

Up The River

"As the owner/guide of Salmon River Outfitters, I come in contact with people from all over America. My company was invited to test the reformulated version of the Human Udder Balm from About Face. We're in the water and sun everyday.

I couldn't believe the reaction. One lady from the east coast emptied her bag of about a half dozen creams and demanded I sell her four out of my supply. Not one of my guests has had anythoing but praise for how it made their skin feel.
As a result, I would just as likely take a group down the mighty Salmon without life vest as I would without the Udder Balm from About Face."

Mr.Steve Shepherd
Salmon River Outfitters

In 5 Weeks

"It is as good, if not better than the other well known and expensive brands I have used. I love the price! I have been using About Face udder balm about 5 weeks and so far am very pleased with the results."

Ms. Arlene Tripp
West Port, MS.

Nevada's Harsh Climate

"My skin looks better and feels better. I'm 50 years old and have been in the sun all my life. And living in Nevada's harsh climate doesn't help. I have tried the $40.00 creams and everything in between. About Face's product is the best by far. I like that it doesn't smell like a funeral parlor. The smell is neutral."

Ms Pat Rothermel
Silver Springs, NV

Mother Knows Best

"My husband brought home a jar of the Human Udder Balm and I started using it on my legs. My shins get very dry and itchy. So much that I can't help but scratch them until they bleed. Since using the Human Udder Balm from About Face, my shins have not had that dryness and I don't feel miserable all day wanting to scratch the itch!"

Ms. Marsha Swatzell (mother)
Westwood, KS

Passes Daughter's Test

"Because of the sun, my skin around my mouth and nose gets very dry. Using the Human Udder Balm from About Face has eliminated the dryness without causing my face to breakout.

I have several practices and workouts everyday. Because of this, I shower several times a day making my skin very dry. Using the Human Udder Balm keeps my skin soft and smooth."

Lindy Swatzell (daughter)
Westwood, KS.

Aquacising - Nursing Home

"My skin was dry and scaly before I used About Face Udder Balm. Now it seems smooth and soft. I use it all over my body, even on my face. I put foundation makeup over the top of About Face's product. Most of my friends use it after aquacising to keep their skin from itching after being in the chlorine water. My husband uses it after showing and is very satisfied with it. Nursing home patients have said it is very good for their dry skin."

Ms. Irma Damkroger
Beatrice, NE

Clean and fresh fragrance

"I have used the Human Udder Balm every day on my face, hands and feet. It is the only product-and I've tried them all-to help with my dry skin. I recommend the product to everyone. I love the clean and fresh herbal fragrance."

Janice Shahbaz
Quincy, MA